The Bible Doesn't Say That: 40 Biblical Mistranslations, Misconceptions, and Other Misunderstandings

The Bible Doesn't Say That: 40 Biblical Mistranslations, Misconceptions, and Other Misunderstandings

by Joel M. Hoffman

Narrated by Jonathan Todd Ross

Unabridged — 9 hours, 55 minutes

The Bible Doesn't Say That: 40 Biblical Mistranslations, Misconceptions, and Other Misunderstandings

The Bible Doesn't Say That: 40 Biblical Mistranslations, Misconceptions, and Other Misunderstandings

by Joel M. Hoffman

Narrated by Jonathan Todd Ross

Unabridged — 9 hours, 55 minutes

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Overview

A vast readership wants better access to the ancient words and ideas of the Bible. In The Bible Doesn't Say That, Dr. Joel M. Hoffman walks the reader through dozens of instances of mistranslations, misconceptions, and other misunderstandings about the Bible. In 40 short chapters, Hoffman covers fundamental theology, morality, lifestyle, and biblical imagery:

  • The famous New Testament quotation "God so loved the world" is a mistranslation, as are the titles "Son of Man" and "Son of God."
  • The Bible doesn't call homosexuality a sin, and it doesn't advocate for the one-man-one-woman model of the family that has been dubbed "biblical."
  • Jesus had siblings, in spite of the Catholic rhetoric about the "ever-Virgin Mary."
  • The Ten Commandments don't prohibit killing or coveting.

Even many of the Bible's details end up distorted: the fruit in the Garden of Eden wasn't an apple, it wasn't a whale that swallowed Jonah, and many animals marched onto Noah's ark in groups of seven, not pairs. The Bible Doesn't Say That succinctly explains each misunderstanding, detailing the nature of what went wrong and offering insight into the original meaning of the world's most popular book.


Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly

★ 01/18/2016
Hoffman follows up The Bible's Cutting Room Floor with another witty and accessible look at Scripture, this time using his mastery of Hebrew and Greek to rebut many of the most popular beliefs about what the Bible actually says. He groups the ways that the sacred texts have been distorted into five categories—ignorance of ancient languages and culture, inadvertent misinterpretations that became mainstream, reading them through a modern lens, mistranslation, and intentional misrepresentation of what was actually said. Hoffman proceeds to give 40 examples of significant distortions, such as what the first words of Genesis are, and what the forbidden fruit of Eden was, in short, pithy chapters that first present the conventional answers before explaining what the accurate ones are and how the inaccuracies developed. Even lay readers who believe themselves fluent with the Bible will likely be surprised at some of Hoffman's explications, such as the ambiguity about who killed Goliath, and how. Hoffman has produced the best kind of popular scholarship, that will be interest both religious and secular readers. (Feb.)

From the Publisher

"[A] witty and accessible look at Scripture...Hoffman has produced the best kind of popular scholarship, that will interest both religious and secular readers” - Publishers Weekly, STARRED review

“The Bible Doesn’t Say That challenges the reader to think differently about many of the Bible’s core ideas...the author writes in an accessible style that requires only an open mind and willingness to challenge long-held assumptions. A reader comes away understanding that while some of our misconceptions about the Bible are relatively minor, other misconceptions have led to significant misunderstandings, and even conflict, between people of faith.” - JewishBookCouncil.org

Praise for The Bible's Cutting Room Floor
"A wonderful book to confirm the beliefs of the faithful, to strengthen those whose faith begs for more information and to enlighten those who reject the stories of the Bible as mere fiction. " -Kirkus Reviews

"An engrossing gift for amateur bible students." -Booklist

Praise for And God Said
“Deeply welcome as a valuable tool for teaching . . . well-worth acquiring.” Jewish Book World

“A sensitive . . . discussion of the structure of languages in general and of Biblical Hebrew in particular.” The Jerusalem Post

“A lively tour of the difficulties besetting the Bible's translators, their successes and (more frequent) failures.” Jewish Ideas Daily

Praise for In the Beginning
“Hoffman has a flair for explaining how languages work.” —The Times Literary Supplement (London)

“Written in an energetic style with a commitment to exploring the evolution of Hebrew from ancient times to the present in ways that a broad audience can comprehend.” Religious Studies Review

Kirkus Reviews

2015-11-29
A critical look at what many people think is in the Bible. Hoffman (The Bible's Cutting Room Floor: The Holy Scriptures Missing from Your Bible, 2014, etc.) offers a mixed bag of thought-provoking insight and banal criticism. He begins by asserting that readers often distort the Bible in five ways: ignorance, historical accident, culture gaps, mistranslation, and misrepresentation. He also notes that all of these distortions share one of two common elements: the misapplication of tradition or missing the original context. Hoffman does well to alert readers to these ways in which the Bible is often misapplied and misunderstood. However, he tends to overextend his argument concerning concepts and statements that "aren't in the Bible." The author offers 40 instances in which "the Bible doesn't say that." Some of these cause readers to think twice about long-held assumptions. For instance, he spends one chapter examining the lengthy life spans of early Old Testament characters, exposing readers to background that is probably new territory, such as Babylonian mathematics. However, in other cases, he tackles ideas that are outdated or rarely encountered. For instance, he points out that the forbidden fruit of the Garden of Eden was not an apple. Though portrayed as an apple in some early Christian art, it is hard to imagine a modern Christian with even the slightest exposure to Scripture thinking that the forbidden fruit was an apple. Similarly, Hoffman beats the dead horse about "who killed Jesus," covering well-trodden ground that a select set of Roman officials and Jewish leaders brought about the crucifixion, not "the Jews." The author also tends to nitpick translations, almost to the point of absurdity. For example, he believes the word "king," found throughout the Bible, should be read as "ruler," since ancient kings were different in many ways from modern ones. The book shows some promise, but much of its largely unnecessary and sensationalist.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940170832675
Publisher: Recorded Books, LLC
Publication date: 02/16/2016
Edition description: Unabridged
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