Table of Contents
Take it from the Top 1
My Wedding Memories 6
Relative Reasoning(s) 12
Prospective Customers 14
Open For Business 17
What Can I Get For Under $500? 26
Dear Mother-In-Law to Be… 28
Where’s My Church? 30
Ceremonies 41
Who Invited Mother Nature? 41
After the Storm 48
Shhh! Keep Quiet! 50
Animal Magnetism 52
Ceremony Happenings 54
Rings & Vows 68
Light My Fire, or Not… 71
Getaways 74
Pregnancy & Videography 78
Other ‘Professionals’ 88
Where’s Grandma? 103
Reception Revelry 106
Receptions Involving Water 128
Can I Get Your Autograph? 134
Calisthenics in Formalwear 142
What’s on the Menu? 155
Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot… 161
Call ‘911’! 164
Wedding Day Tensions 167
Mr. & Mrs. Microphone 171
Who Brought The Gun? 186
Honeymoon Suites 189
Bon Voyage! 193
15 Minutes of Fame 195
June 12, 2004 199
Cheers! 202
Steps Down the Aisle 204
A Bridal Planning Checklist
Wedding Day Emergency Kit List 210