Table of Contents
Introduction xi
Chapter 1 How I Saved the Great Outdoors 1
Chapter 2 How I Saved Hard Work 17
Chapter 3 How I Saved the Children 33
Chapter 4 How I Saved Journalism 53
Chapter 5 How I Saved Prime Time 73
Chapter 6 How I Saved the Internet 95
Chapter 7 How I Saved DC Nightlife 111
Chapter 8 How I Saved Nude Beaches 125
Chapter 9 How I Saved Christmas 145
Chapter 10 How I Saved Hollywood 167
Chapter 11 How I Saved America's Cities 181
Chapter 12 How I Saved the Environment 199
Chapter 13 How I Saved My Mom's Texts 215
Chapter 14 How I Saved the Primaries 237
Chapter 15 How I Saved 2016 251
Chapter 16 How I Saved the Election 267
Epilogue 283
Acknowledgments 285