Table of Contents
Modern Dating Dictionary 11
Prologue 19
1 Modern Dating 101 27
2 Dating Smarter, Not Harder 37
3 Men Are from Netflix, Women Are from Hulu 43
4 The Texting 411 47
5 Happily Never After 53
6 Why So Serious? 62
7 Jack It to Jesus 68
8 Fifty Shades of Gray Area 74
9 Not-So-Trivial Pursuit 81
10 Who You Gonna Call? 86
11 The Ex-Files 92
12 Like Attracts Like 97
13 Fact or Fiction? 102
14 I Spy with My Little Eye … the Wrong Guy 109
15 It Takes Two to Tango 115
16 My Breakup with Dating 120
17 There Are No Second Chances in Love 128
18 When Harry Met Sally 136
19 The Truth about Singleness 142
20 Livin' la Vida Solo 149
21 Party of You 154
22 Serial Seekhers 160
23 Know Your Value (Meal) 166
24 How Will I Know If He Really Loves Me? 173
25 Breaking Up Is Hard to Do 179
26 He Loves Him, He Loves Me Not 186
27 Lose the Love, Keep the Lesson 194
28 Taking Back Your Territory 201
29 You Are the Sun 206
30 I'll Take That to Go 213
Acknowledgments 219